DYNASTIES! Report -- Week 3

[RealCanes91]

PillagerConclave: Welcome back sports fans, to the #1 sports prognostication show in internet history....THE DYNASTIES! REPORT....where we promise not to complain about everyone else getting...

PillagerConclave: the superteams even though we made the ratings and we got the higher draft pick!

PillagerConclave: Joining me this year is COACH AARON! Introduce yourself Coach

soonerfan303: Hi everyone, been retired for a few years just got tired of dominating people. It was a good move because Coach John was able to win a title since I am the only person in the leugue that can match him.

soonerfan303: But I am back and hungry for my own title

PillagerConclave: Good to hear....and by the way how was taking a year off? The last we saw of you, you took an undermanned Georgia squad to the top of the rankings

PillagerConclave: and only Coach John's current champion Hurricanes stopped you!

PillagerConclave: Commish Jeff was crapping himself with every UGA score that year

soonerfan303: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic that little ole UGA 92 could stomp all those super teams, good thing you upset me in the playoffs

soonerfan303: how bad would that have been for the rest of the league? UGA 92?

PillagerConclave: Well now youve parlayed your college success into the head jobs at Chicago and New York in the M91FL

PillagerConclave: Tell us about the aqdjustment

soonerfan303: Well we haven't had any problems adjusting offensivly. This isn't Steve Spurrier's offense, we can rack up the points in the NFL too..

soonerfan303: defensivly we are a little slow out of the gate, but it is catching up. Just need to tighten up a few areas and get use to the NFL speed

PillagerConclave: Ok...well lets talk about the start of the 2008 season so far...

soonerfan303: Coach Jeff really caught us off guard with those lob throws. I haven't seen cheese like that work since high school

PillagerConclave: The Falcons are currently 3-0 and leading the league in pts scored and formerly atrocious players who all of a sudden are faster than Bo Jackson...

PillagerConclave: Can you think of any other sports or players who suddenly became good for shady and mysterious reasons?

soonerfan303: I would get that Vick guy tested, he actually lives up to the hype

soonerfan303: He gets better with age, kinda like wine, and rockets

PillagerConclave: Yeah, I went over his house last week to discuss the upcoming season...he has a great dog too...he promised me I could have one just like it!

soonerfan303: HE is a real dog lover from what I hear

PillagerConclave: Yes indeed...

PillagerConclave: Another storyline is..

PillagerConclave: Coach John making his return...

PillagerConclave: Last we saw of him, he won the championship with Miami, TAMU finished #2, and then he retired and no one heard from him for 3 years...

PillagerConclave: Now he comes out of nowhere and has Washington and Tampa...two average teams last year, playing out of this world...their winning by 40 a game and his defenses have allowed 20 pts...TOTAL

soonerfan303: Yeah, I heard he wanted to go out on top, but just couldn't stand to watch these loser coaches win titles

soonerfan303: Coach John didn't forget how to coach defense...that has always been his strenght...

PillagerConclave: Well, with coaches John and Aaron back....Coach Jeff could be relegated to .500 seasons again...

PillagerConclave: Anyways lets get into WEEK 3!

soonerfan303: What ever happen to Coach Brett and Coach Tony

PillagerConclave: First up...we have my choice for GAME OF THE WEEK....The 1-1 NYG @ 2-0 Washington!

soonerfan303: Last I heard they were fired for getting waxed on a regular basis

soonerfan303: That is a great pick for Game of the Week, but I am goign with Prime Time....

PillagerConclave: So does Jeff but he somehow gets promoted every year

PillagerConclave: The G-Men shouldve beaten the Falcons, but some shaky 4th quaqrter coaching from normally strong Coach Aaron, a unclutch FG kicker and bad secondary cost them the game

PillagerConclave: I think the G-Men will be the first team to score some points and challenge the Skins

soonerfan303: Yeah, the g-men got caught messing around...hard to blame them when the ave drive was about 3-4 plays before ending in a TD

soonerfan303: The Giants defense was horrible last week against the Falcons and Washington is racking up points like it is going out of style

PillagerConclave: However, I have the Skins and MVP candidates Portis and Moss being slightly too much....Skins win 49-38

soonerfan303: The Giants will score a lot of points, but 1 stop by washington ought to be enough

soonerfan303: 56-49 Wash

PillagerConclave: Next up

PillagerConclave: 0-1 Arizona @ 0-2 Seattle in the stinker of the week

PillagerConclave: Coach Jeff is already on the hot seat out there in Wazzu

soonerfan303: Seattle has been surprisingly awful just forcing everything to Alexander

soonerfan303: The defense is pretty poor in teh secondary, which Boldin and Fitz promise to exploit

PillagerConclave: Matt Hasllebeck is on record already saying he thinks he knows more about calling plays than his Coach!

PillagerConclave: Im picking Arizona 35-34

soonerfan303: Zona played a solid 2nd half against the G-men and I think they will prevail, 28-21

PillagerConclave: Next up is my UPSET OF THE WEEK....3-0 Atlanta @ 2-0 Chicago...The bears face the toughest week of any team facing 2 unbeatens

PillagerConclave: But...the Falcons cant get crunchtime stops and the Bears DL have the men to contain Vick

soonerfan303: You must be reading my mind, this game has upset written all over it

PillagerConclave: Plus, Coach Aaaron wants revenge, and Urlacher recently read Pedro Serrano's best seller "Voodoo for Dummies"

PillagerConclave: I heard he has a headless Jeff doll pinned to his locker as we speak

soonerfan303: The Falcons are coming of a miracle win and must be happy to have survived last week. Coach Aaron's experience against Coach Brett and his lob cheese will help him cope with Vick this week

PillagerConclave: Well, im taking DAAAA BEARSSSS 27-24

soonerfan303: Da Bears 49, Dog Fighters 28

PillagerConclave: Good pick.

PillagerConclave: Next up we have an even worse stinker

PillagerConclave: 0-2 GB @ 0-2 SF

soonerfan303: This figures to be a great game...

soonerfan303: wait, I didn't really mean that

PillagerConclave: Favre has too much pride to start 0-3...so i think the GB offense will come to life....can Frank Gore match him score for score?

soonerfan303: It ought to be a close game though and one that GB should win. San Fran has a horrible roster and Coach Darren must be asking himself why he took this job

PillagerConclave: Yes indeed....Ive got the Pack 42, Niners 28

soonerfan303: I mean, SF has nothing to work with, it is like trying to coach the University of Miami this past year

soonerfan303: I am going Pack 21, SF 17

PillagerConclave: well if the Canes re-hire Coach Tony it might be

soonerfan303: Good point, could you imagine Coach Tony with SF?

PillagerConclave: Alright, next we have 0-1 Carolina @ 2-0 Tampa....Carolina was being talked about for the Super Bowl, and Tampa was supposed to be average...

soonerfan303: Wow, that team would break records for worst ever

PillagerConclave: But Carolina got stung by ATL and Tampa has dominated 2 straight, what gives?

soonerfan303: Tampa's D has been very impressive. Last weeks performance against a Seattle took me by surprise...

soonerfan303: Carolina does have the WR to stretch the field, something Seattle didn't have....well unless you consider forcing it to the RB downfield a deep threat

PillagerConclave: Yes, Tampa has allowed 1 td in 8 quarters and it was because of PI...so really nobody has an honest score against the Pewter People Eaters

soonerfan303: I think Tampa plays too good a defense to lose this game though....tb 34-17

PillagerConclave: Ill take Tampa in another romp 31-3

soonerfan303: Carolina has a chance though, they have some explosive players and a coach who is adjusting to the new league

PillagerConclave: Lastly, the Commish's Special...2-0 Washington @ 2-0 Chicago...can Chicago defend its home turf and emerge as the #1 team with 2 huge wins this week?

soonerfan303: like I said earlier, this is my Game of the Week...Prime Time

soonerfan303: Chicago will find a way to slow down the skins and will execute all day offensivly. Long sustained drives.

PillagerConclave: Its a battle between Rex Grossman and Mark Brunell...really...only comedy wins here

soonerfan303: power vs power here

soonerfan303: hey, isn't Brunell got a strong arm now?

soonerfan303: that is funny

PillagerConclave: I like Washingtons stars though...Portis and Moss have rolled for 9 combined TDS so far

soonerfan303: HGH?

PillagerConclave: an d Sean Taylor has an INT TD and almost 2 KR tds so far...he will b e patrolling the middle all day

PillagerConclave: He hired a new trainer...Brian Mc-something...supposed to be great

PillagerConclave: He just working really hard!

soonerfan303: hmmmmmm, has his helmet size changed?

PillagerConclave: However at night and at home...Im taking DAAA BEARSSS again....24-20

PillagerConclave: What do you say, Coach?

soonerfan303: Washington has dominated on offense all season long, but haven't faced a tough defense yet. Chicago is coming off a 46-7 lead at halftime that left the opponent speachless

soonerfan303: I think Chicago will stun Washington and they will be questioning how dominate they are offensivly at half

soonerfan303: Washington will battle back in the 2nd, but a late fg will end their perfect run

soonerfan303: 31-28




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[deadmeow]

Washington and Tampa "average" hahahaha. They are 2 of the top 4 teams in the NFC, probably 2nd and 3rd overall. Only inexperienced Carolina is better.

Coach John only coaches teams loaded with superstars, just like Pat Riley and Phil Jacksons. Can you say PatRileyPhilJacksonPillagerConclave? or maybe "TRIPLE P" is better.

Lets see coach John coach Atlanta or New England in a Madden91 league, against Houston, Devner, San Fran, LA, and Cinc. We will see how spectacular he is.

Better yet, lets see coach John, use Miami in Madden2007 AFC league, since Aaron is rumored to be leaning toward Houston.

[RealCanes91]

This happens every year.

I am saddled with mediocre, late draft picks...all of the Jeff Special Superteams are chosen...I choose wisely, do my homework, and pick up teams I believe I can win with, then after I start crushing people, Jeff says,

"You have 2 of the top 3 teams in the league as usual you have all the superteams and I bet if you coached a bad team youd get crushed blah dee blah blah blah"

How is TAMPA top 3? roflmao.

on AIM you told me behind Carolina, Atlanta, and Washington, who you thought were the top 3, that also GB, NYG, Seattle, Dallas, Philly, and Chicago were all better than Tampa.

No matter what teams I end up with (and Ive never had a top 3 draft choice so I never have the best team), you just claim I am "handed" the "superteams". lololololol. Cracks me up.

If I had Seattle and you had Tampa, the score would remain the same. 34-7. Maybe worse, because Shaun Alexander is better than anybody Tampa has, and Matt Hasslebeck is one of the best qbs in the game.

Ho hum...ill be in the title game, and Atlanta will probably find a way to choke, and Jeff will claim his 6 speed LB and 5 speed CB caused him to lose despite the fact he has a loaded squad with no clear weakness and all-stars everywhere.

[deadmeow]

I may have said that, but that was before I upgraded the defenses, which you can clearly see all the changes in Version B, in the Changes-text-log, released shortly before the draft. Tampa Bay is a Frankenstein monster on defense, and you got a steal.

I took my favorite NFL team, I doubt you will do the same. You followed with 2 picks out of the next 4, after Aaron took two offensively challenged teams.

Enjoy your super stomp wins over average and bad teams. There is only one other offensive team with a veteran coach that Tampa will play in the conference. A one game schedule. Pretty nice. Enjoy your cheese while it lasts