Texas found guilty of GeNoCiDe in North Car 33-0

[deadmeow]

Texas just totally destroyed North Carolina, and held them to negative yards in offense in a 33-0 crucifixion of the Tarheels.

The Tarheels never managed to cross midfield, but did have some good punts.

Texas 33 North Carolina 0

[deadmeow]

Just a side note; coach John threw off his Steve Spurrier visor in disgust after Texas went up by 33.

[deadmeow]

Here is the post game news conference....

POSTGAME CONFERENCE
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DeadMeow1334: NASTY
pillagerconclave: ur d and special teams had 26 pts
pillagerconclave: BTW
DeadMeow1334: I was 4 of 7
pillagerconclave: on every play
DeadMeow1334: you were 3/9
pillagerconclave: u were asble to control a defender
pillagerconclave: i was never able to on a single pass of yours
DeadMeow1334: the faster defenses
pillagerconclave: so ur not telli9ng me the right things
DeadMeow1334: switch faster when you change players
pillagerconclave: jeff
pillagerconclave: not once
DeadMeow1334: you will see
pillagerconclave: NOT ONE TIME
DeadMeow1334: with miami
pillagerconclave: jeff
pillagerconclave: ive used miami vs the comp
pillagerconclave: i couldnt change either
DeadMeow1334: 33-0 nasty
DeadMeow1334: that was genocide
pillagerconclave: ive never been able to change players a single time vs a pass
DeadMeow1334: its easier to change
DeadMeow1334: when its in the air
pillagerconclave: jeff u act like this was an upset
DeadMeow1334: it wasnt
pillagerconclave: JEFF R U DEAF
pillagerconclave: I
pillagerconclave: HAVE
pillagerconclave: NEVER
pillagerconclave: BEEN
pillagerconclave: ABLE TO CHANGE 1 SINGLE TIME
pillagerconclave: is the A
pillagerconclave: ?
pillagerconclave: B?
pillagerconclave: C? what the hell is it?
DeadMeow1334: A
pillagerconclave: HOW DO UY CHANGE?
DeadMeow1334: i told you
pillagerconclave: A doesnt work for me
DeadMeow1334: you give up too easy
pillagerconclave: im gonna have to quit the league after a few games if im the only plasyer unable to play defense
pillagerconclave: its kinda dumb
pillagerconclave: u throw the ball
DeadMeow1334: nice excuse
pillagerconclave: im sitting here pressing A at least 30 times
DeadMeow1334: you just were dominated by texas
pillagerconclave: and it never changes
pillagerconclave: and u just waltz past defenders into the endzone acting like u made a great play
DeadMeow1334: DOMINATION
pillagerconclave: the REAL stoery is how in my first ever game i totally shut down ur offense
DeadMeow1334: shut down?
DeadMeow1334: i had over 100 yds at least
pillagerconclave: and u were playing vs the CPU
DeadMeow1334: you had negative yds
pillagerconclave: since i couldnt control any players
pillagerconclave: u had 13 sacks
DeadMeow1334: :'D
pillagerconclave: most of ur sacks i was never even able to get the passing window opened
pillagerconclave: Texas vs UNC is just unfair
DeadMeow1334: i know
pillagerconclave: 13 sacks
pillagerconclave: just dumb
pillagerconclave: but u need to tell me how to control players
DeadMeow1334: GENOCIDE
pillagerconclave: its just dumb watching u throw a 3 yard dink
pillagerconclave: then run past the CPU 40 yds for a td
DeadMeow1334: "its my first time playing"
DeadMeow1334: well maybe pracitce first
pillagerconclave: this was my first ever game
pillagerconclave: i had never played this game a single time befoire
pillagerconclave: i never had it as a kid
DeadMeow1334: miami will destroy people
pillagerconclave: not if i cant control players
DeadMeow1334: so i just gave you a taste of your own medicine
pillagerconclave: u had 3 BS catches too
pillagerconclave: catches where my guy shouldve deflected it
pillagerconclave: but since i wasnt allowedf to control the player
pillagerconclave: ur cheese wr catches it
DeadMeow1334: DESTRUCTION
pillagerconclave: CHEESE
DeadMeow1334: i dont expect any mercy from your canes
pillagerconclave: Texas wont beat any real teams
DeadMeow1334: hahahahahahh
DeadMeow1334: maybe
pillagerconclave: just wait till i get good
DeadMeow1334: I have a great defense
pillagerconclave: u better beat me as much as psosible early
pillagerconclave: cuz u KNOW
pillagerconclave: once i master the game
DeadMeow1334: hahahahahaha
pillagerconclave: its over
DeadMeow1334: hahahhaha
pillagerconclave: u always find some obscure game
pillagerconclave: thats ur rly good at
pillagerconclave: and ive never played before
DeadMeow1334: its a madden91 clone
pillagerconclave: and u always beat me a few times
pillagerconclave: then i get good
DeadMeow1334: thats all it is
pillagerconclave: and start beating u
pillagerconclave: then u dont wanna play nemore
pillagerconclave: hahahaha
DeadMeow1334: we will see
pillagerconclave: whats my msg board password?
DeadMeow1334: lamecheese
DeadMeow1334: i think it wuz
pillagerconclave: oh ya
pillagerconclave: haha tard
DeadMeow1334: look at my post
DeadMeow1334: hahahaha
pillagerconclave: it says thats wrong
DeadMeow1334: let me see....
pillagerconclave: n/m
pillagerconclave: i got it
DeadMeow1334: ok
pillagerconclave: i had to capitalize
DeadMeow1334: you did have a nice stop at the end
DeadMeow1334: i wanted to make it 40-0
pillagerconclave: i knew i could stop ui
pillagerconclave: even without controlling the players
pillagerconclave: u had only 1 or 2 threats
pillagerconclave: i had a couple goal;ine stands
pillagerconclave: UNC front is tough
pillagerconclave: u were lucky u had only 1 fumble
pillagerconclave: i posted
DeadMeow1334: hehe
DeadMeow1334: you had a blocked or tipped pass
DeadMeow1334: that was completed
DeadMeow1334: haha
DeadMeow1334: for that big gain
pillagerconclave: i just still cant understand how you are able to control a defender on every single play
pillagerconclave: and i cant ever control,a defender
DeadMeow1334: they are super fast
pillagerconclave: my guys are fast too
pillagerconclave: and i couldnt control one
pillagerconclave: not once
pillagerconclave: zero
pillagerconclave: even with Miami
pillagerconclave: vs the cpu
pillagerconclave: cant control
pillagerconclave: i just tried it vs the cpu
pillagerconclave: cant control the defenders
DeadMeow1334: that was nasty
pillagerconclave: jeff well unless this fixes
pillagerconclave: im not gonna be able to play
DeadMeow1334: TEXAS
DeadMeow1334: Texas will retire youh
DeadMeow1334: you can get a better excuse than that
pillagerconclave: i8m not playing a full season when u brett and tony can play for real and i have to let the CPU play defense for me
DeadMeow1334: just like you couldnt switch in madden92
DeadMeow1334: you always have these ghost problems
pillagerconclave: jeff u threw a 3 yard pass
pillagerconclave: and ran past 5 guys 40 yards for a td
DeadMeow1334: you cant switch after the player catches the ball
pillagerconclave: if u thought that was "real" stop kidding urself
DeadMeow1334: many times
pillagerconclave: jeff i pressed A 15 times
pillagerconclave: it worked 0 times
pillagerconclave: 0/15=0%
DeadMeow1334: it wont let you switch
DeadMeow1334: many times
DeadMeow1334: or it switches to wrong guy
DeadMeow1334: when the ball is in the air
pillagerconclave: jeff IT SWITCHED TO **NO** GUY
pillagerconclave: lmao
DeadMeow1334: is easiest time to switch
DeadMeow1334: it does the same thing for everybody
DeadMeow1334: you are just making excuses
pillagerconclave: when the ball was in the air...it switched to **NO** GUY
DeadMeow1334: you lost by 33
DeadMeow1334: i dont htink it would have mattered
pillagerconclave: u didnt think it was strange that not a single time did i ever control the defender when u passed it? lol
DeadMeow1334: no
DeadMeow1334: you just give up
DeadMeow1334: when you get under
pillagerconclave: give up?
pillagerconclave: so i gavre up when it was still 0-0?
pillagerconclave: and 7-0?
DeadMeow1334: you had no chance
pillagerconclave: i gave up before the game starte3d jeff?
pillagerconclave: u just have no answer
DeadMeow1334: 33-0
pillagerconclave: im trying to figure out how to play
DeadMeow1334: you had no offense
DeadMeow1334: it wouldnt have mattered
pillagerconclave: and u think if u deflect the problem maybe it goes away
DeadMeow1334: it I only kicked a FG
pillagerconclave: jeff THATS NOT THE POINT
pillagerconclave: the point is
pillagerconclave: i need to be able to PLAY NORMAL
pillagerconclave: to play
DeadMeow1334: you need to practice
pillagerconclave: i just did
pillagerconclave: and couldnt use my defense either
DeadMeow1334: and you need more
DeadMeow1334: haha
pillagerconclave: ive never been able to
DeadMeow1334: you have no defense
pillagerconclave: CPU throws passes the float for 5 seconds into triple coverage
pillagerconclave: and i cant control any of the 3 guys
DeadMeow1334: righT-E-O